Quick question before the start of this. Is it really lame that I’m giving such basic titles for the stories? Or should I just name the title after the Tinder date I went on? It seems like this is what this blog might be about most if not all the time. I need suggestions my creativity isn’t my strong point, I’m just a talker.
Tinder. Oh, how I love how easy it is to swipe left and right on a boring day at home. Tinder has definitely taught me more about myself then I ever would have thought. It’s taught me how superficial I can be and I am quick to swipe left on a guy who is shorter than 5’10. It has also taught me that I only date guys with blue eyes and I never swipe right otherwise. My first crush was Andrew Williams in second grade who was a fiery red-headed with blue eyes who also did motocross with his family on weekends. My first celebrity crush was/is Zac Efron. Have you seen the body on the man? MMM MMM MMM. Honestly, I would probably drop what I was doing if he ever gave me the opportunity.
Also, Tinder made me feel really good about myself. In my precious post I mentioned I had just gotten out of a 6 year relationship. At that time he was my first ever boyfriend and my first ever love. However, after the relationship ended I felt I needed a new sort of identity. I was with that same person for so long I lost myself.
With the help of this little dating app I was able to go out and experience different things. I was also able to become more confident in myself. I started to wear more provocative clothing and going out to bars and clubs. I was complimented all the time from these men and I ate it up. It did change me for the worst for a bit but I felt it was something I needed to experience. I was a little cut throat once I discovered my level of hotness being 50 on a 1-10 scale. My about me on Tinder used to read “Swipe left only if you look like Zac Efron”.
Looking back I would not change any of it. Along the way I learned about myself and I learned that I deserved better.
I know this blog turned out to be a little more inspirational/not so sure but I think it would be good to switch it up so you understand who I am.
I am a California girl who grew up in a big city. I got to experience life outside of my own comfort zone and it really helped shape me today.
On a more conceited note, I learned that I was BEAUTIFUL, SEXY, GORGEOUS, HOT and everything else under the sun.
I think every one deserves to feel that way. Don’t you?
Sorry it’s been a bit from my last post but midterms had me dragging about.
Anyway… get ready for the story of BMW Mormon. ( also, I don’t have a problem with people who drive BMWs or that are Mormon)
So BMW Mormon I met up at BJ’s. He picked me up from my house and gave me a hug on introduction. Also, he walked to the other side of the car to open my door which I thought was so nice of him to do.
As we get to BJ’s he is making casual conversation. He asked all the right questions like what I did for work and where I was going to school. He began talking about where he came from (which I totally forgot but I think like Utah?). He explained his family owned a lot of land there. Which I took as “I’ve always had money”. I forgot to mention he picked me up in a brand spanken new BMW that had no license plates and he was wearing a really fancy suit. Which I mean he definitely knows how to dress but I felt totally under dressed for this BJs date. Anyway, he decided to order a pizza we could share since I took forever to decide what to eat.
The date was going well but I kind of felt he was too good for me in a way? He talked about all his accomplishments and how he travels a lot for work. He worked for this solar panel company and he’s like a door to door salesman. He was very attractive so I can see how people would be inclined to want to buy from him.
After dinner we decided to go back to his place for drinks. Why I thought this was a good idea I couldn’t tell you. We pulled up to this super nice condo in Huntington Beach he said he was renting out because he never knows how long he is going to stay in one place. His roommate was there and he was really nice and they had a few people over. We all were drinking mixed drinks (probably cranberry and vodka since I was a noob). Anyway, it was a lot of fun and by 11pm I probably had more to drink than I should of.
He then asked if I wanted to stay over a little longer before we left. I said sure why not because it was Saturday night and it wasn’t like I was going to do anything when I got home anyway.
Fast forward to the boring ass movie he put on. It was the movie based on Johnny Cash. Omg it was straight snoozeville and I tried really hard not to fall asleep. But, in the end I fell asleep because I mean come on. I wake up like 2 hours later and I’m thinking OMG I barely know this guy and I fell asleep at his house.
I started to wake him up (told you boring movie) and he reached across to kiss me. We had kissed a little bit during the movie but not too much. Anyway this became like a super huge make out session. After it got a little too heavy he decided he shouldn’t continue and said we should go to bed.
By this point I was like he’s probably not going to kill me so might as well. So we fell asleep and the next day I woke him up by kissing him. Things got a little crazy again and he stopped mid dry hump. LOL. Sorry I had to add that in there because looking back I feel so ridiculous.
Anyway he drove me home and we never talked again.
We texted maybe a few times after but that was it. He ended up moving to like Arizona or something.
Lesson learned: don’t fall asleep at a strangers house no matter how tired you are or how cute they might be.
Also don’t drink more than one drink because you make bad decisions.
Also, due to Facebook showing those “people you may know” he popped up recently. And guess what? He’s married…….
Oh, also never date a guy you felt like he was better than you because it made the thing like super uncomfortable and I felt like he judged me. Especially after the awkward dry hump attempt to get in his pants. I forgot he was Mormon and that was not going to fly.
But yeah. That’s the end of that story. Stay tuned for Guy Who Dates Girls that Look Related. It’s a little sketch on my part but you’ll see why.
So hey guys. This will be my first official official blog post. So I’m sure most of you know what tinder is. The reason why I downloaded tinder is because I had just gotten out of a 6 year relationship (which was a waste of time). Anyway, so I downloaded the app right and it was pretty cool to say the least. All of these hot guys you can swipe right on and tons of not so attractive guys you can swipe left on. I learned the best way to get someone’s attention is to have great pics as well as a great about me. I must say however that at times I can be a little full of myself and it was quite evident from my profile. In the end, I had a lot of matches and was excited to try them out (not in the way that you’re thinking). So my first day who I shall give a nickname to was “Too Low V for Me”. So as mentioned I met this guy on tinder and he seemed nice and wanted to meet that weekend. I thought sure why not he seems like a nice guy with a nice body. LOL. Anyway, skip to date night. We meet a bar that was local to HIM. I should’ve taken that as a red flag but hey it was my first dating experience outside of my long term relationship. I got to this bar and it was so over the top loud. I wish I could remember the name so I could tell you not to go there. They had a live band that played the entire time which is actually pretty cool. However, this is not the type of place you go to on a first date. So, I see him walk in and he is wearing a super tight super low cut V neck shirt. His pants were equally as tight. Which I mean I guess can be fashionable to some people. Did I forget to mention this guy is in his early 30s? Too Low V For Me walks up to me and hugs me so tight I can’t breathe which wasn’t a good first impression. He then starts to go on and on and on and on about his self. I learned that he works on a oil rig and makes pretty good money. He then decided to tell me he would be turning 31 and is going to the Aspens with his parents. Which I mean congrats to him because that sounds exciting but I mean with your parents? Also, while he was talking I couldn’t help but to stare at his super thick black chest hair that was curling out of his shirt. I just could NOT focus. After he had his 3rd drink he excused him to the bathroom. Our bartender then took the time to talk to me and he said that he felt bad for me. I asked him why and he said, ” well it’s obvious that this guy is gay”. At that point, i bursted out laughing because i almost got that same vibe but didn’t want to judge the guy. Not that I have a problem with gay people but it was just kinda weird the whole time. After Too Low V For Me came back he brought out his phone and began to show me pictures/videos of his pet dogs. Can you guess what kind of dogs they were? MALTIPOO. Which I believe are incredibly adorable dogs but it struck me as a little strange. So after a while I realized it was starting to get late and told him that I had to work in the morning. He then asked if I could hang out at his place for a little. Which I kindly declined. However, he would not take no for an answer. He began to beg and plead and I started to sort of feel bad for the guy. I then stated sure. I told him I would follow behind him. As I entered my car I thought there is no way in hell I was going back to his place. So, as he turned left out of the drive way I turned right to head towards the freeway. I immediately blocked his number and that was the end of that. First tinder date was very unsuccessful.
This is my first post as you can probably tell. I wanted to make like a funky blog on life as a college girl from California. So enjoy!